While browsing the internet the other week, I came across and ad that seemed deliciously perfect:
“Volunteer sex columnist wanted. All those with an open mind need apply.”
I can do that!—I thought as I jotted down the information before heading out the door for work. My all time favorite guilty pleasure, pipe dream, wish-I-could profession would be in sex therapy. I was determined to apply and be the best little columnist that could.
Alas, the position was not meant to be and by the time I got home it was already filled.
And so I realized I need some other outlet; another venue for my thoughts, ramblings and silly little anecdotes, if you will. I have lots to say and I want to let it out.
And so—no regret coquette was born.
